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Image of the day: A Disheveled BaldwinDear Fans and Supporters,
It has been suggested by most of Team Seagal that I attend a week-long retreat being offered in the foothills of the Robledo Mountains, a sort of Black Mountain College for obesity sufferers. Len Kumis, an old friend and fellow overweight martial artist, is the mind behind this, and I will be traveling there with the NeoFat Team, Dr. Otix and Drahousek, Simpuk and a small staff of bearers. As the only requirement of acceptance is a weight that exceeds 600 lbs, carts will be provided. I have been told that due to the rigorous nature of the retreat (all distractions and possible hunger-triggers are strictly forbidden) internet access will be limited. I will do my best, as I always do, to keep you informed of my ever-changing body size. Thank you and good chi.
Sensei
Yesterday’s Meals:
The Seagal-Busey-Gibson Petting Zoo
Side by Side:
My Weight: 709 lbs
The Baldwin Brothers: 900 lbs
It has been suggested by most of Team Seagal that I attend a week-long retreat being offered in the foothills of the Robledo Mountains, a sort of Black Mountain College for obesity sufferers. Len Kumis, an old friend and fellow overweight martial artist, is the mind behind this, and I will be traveling there with the NeoFat Team, Dr. Otix and Drahousek, Simpuk and a small staff of bearers. As the only requirement of acceptance is a weight that exceeds 600 lbs, carts will be provided. I have been told that due to the rigorous nature of the retreat (all distractions and possible hunger-triggers are strictly forbidden) internet access will be limited. I will do my best, as I always do, to keep you informed of my ever-changing body size. Thank you and good chi.
Sensei
Yesterday’s Meals:
The Seagal-Busey-Gibson Petting Zoo
Side by Side:
My Weight: 709 lbs
The Baldwin Brothers: 900 lbs
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