My name is Steven Seagal, and I am obese. What you are about to read is a spiritual journey through the realm of my mass in my battle to reduce my physical presence. Welcome, and good chi.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Less is More
If you’ve never taken the time to think about this, now is the time: Less is more. The applications are endless, and for the serious dieter, far-reaching. Instead of a packet of sunflower seeds, you now have a bowl! Half a Cornish hen served dry easily becomes an entire fowl dripping with juice! As most of you know, I’ve never preached what I haven’t practiced, and so yesterday was a day of 'less is more.' Since I really feel on the verge of a benchmark in my dieting, Chatto has contacted the Fisher & Paykel people to find out if electronic locks can be installed on their refrigerators. It seems the obvious step to take. Waiting to hear back. Until then, let me share Yesterday’s Meals with you.
Yesterday’s Meals: Breakfast Pinch of lemon zest (0 points)
1 Comments:
The raw meat diet doesn't work - stay far, far away. Gave me horrible gas, and I actually GAINED five pounds.
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