My name is Steven Seagal, and I am obese. What you are about to read is a spiritual journey through the realm of my mass in my battle to reduce my physical presence. Welcome, and good chi.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
S.O.S.
Slept most of yesterday. Chatto has decided to take a few days off. How can I stop him? Toro is keeping his distance. I believe I’ve reached the point of no return. Purification of some kind is at hand. Awoke at midnight with a craving for a Big Mac.
I'm amazed that the Internet authorities let you publish this trype. You should be ashamed of yourself whoever you are. Stephen Siegel is a far better person than you ever will be, obesity or not.
Look out, Sensei, here come the "Internet Authorities!" You can tell who they are, they pack into Smart Cars 4 at a time and carry these high-voltage power blocks that disable your connection.
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I'm amazed that the Internet authorities let you publish this trype. You should be ashamed of yourself whoever you are. Stephen Siegel is a far better person than you ever will be, obesity or not.
Look out, Sensei, here come the "Internet Authorities!" You can tell who they are, they pack into Smart Cars 4 at a time and carry these high-voltage power blocks that disable your connection.
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