Steven Seagal is a Fat Tub Of Shit Chain Letter a Hoax

Image of the Day: Fat Tub of Shit?

As many of you know, a chain letter featuring a heavily doctored photo of me and the words STEVEN SEAGAL IS A FAT TUB OF SHIT has been circulating on the web. This is a hoax. I repeat, STEVEN SEAGAL IS A FAT TUB OF SHIT CHAIN LETTER IS A HOAX. If you should receive any e-mail with STEVEN SEAGAL IS A FAT TUB OF SHIT or  SEAGAL, FAT TUB OF SHIT?, or SEAGAL SHIT TUB, FAT TUB OF SEAGAL, TUB OF SEAGAL SHIT, FAT SHIT SEAGAL TUB, TUB OF FAT SHIT SEAGAL, SEAGAL SHIT TUB FAT, report it immediately to my unofficial website. 

Thanks for your continued support,

Sensei

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