FAKE Seagal Photo on Lebanese Fast Food Forum

Image of the Day: Not Me

Don't really need to comment on this one. Obviously a doctored image. I'm not even sure what they were thinking. As anybody who's ever eaten with me before knows, I never wear helmets to the table, it's bad chi, and that hamburger is a shoddy photo shop job.

Couldn't weigh myself yesterday because the weigh station broke.