Orchid Pest

Image of the Day: Abusive Pests?

Was annoyed to see that both I and my panda have been banned from RVO's Orchid Talk Forum, orchid growing being one of my oldest hobbies. You tell me who's the 'abusive pest with a habit of instigating pointless conversations bearing no relation to the subject of orchid growing in the broadest sense.'

Steven Seagal: "Coming down to the line... 6 hours..... haven't cheated most of the day..... Even ate fresh fruit instead of pie yesterday..... Or will I break down and go for the pint of Cookies & Cream or Double Dutch Fudge?..............Oh dear."

Dan Lim: "Hang in there Steven, it's all about long lasting satisfaction with the orchids as opposed to an immediate one with the Double Dutch Fudge. Just picture yourself fiddling with a blooming size orchid, not eating its petals. And keep your hands off the processed foods!"

Anonymous: "Tubby."

Seagal: "Tubby?"

Anonymous: "Tubby tubby fatty tubby!"

Lim: "I think perhaps you misunderstood what I was trying to say . . ."

Veedar: "He's always talking about food . . . Isn't this an orchid forum?"

Lim: "I just meant the double fudge analogy."

Oliphant Rex: "'Don't eat the petals, Steven?'"

Seagal: "I typically combine gardening with dieting, that's all. I would never eat my orchids."

Anonymous: "You suck, Seagal."

Lim: "Let's get back on track. I think the original subject was late-blooming tubers."

Anonymous: "You suck, Seagal."

Veedar: "He does suck."

Seagal: "Bitch, I didn't hear that!"

Anonymous: "You're a fat sack of shit and I could kick your ass with a bag of Cheetos."

Veedar: "If he didn't eat 'em first. . . "

Anonymous: "If he didn't eat me first . . ."

Seagal: "Just say it again . . ."

Anonymous: "That you're a fat tub of tubby shit?"

Seagal: "Jesus, why are you persecuting me?!?"

Veedar: "Ha ha ha ha...."

Anonymous: "Tubby."

My weight: 956 lbs.

My left buttock: 130 lbs.